Official East Coast Distributor...

That's right.

I'm an official West Coast distributor of a brand new product:
Rabbit Stew (tm) by Puke Ranch

As an affiliate, let me tell you (my loyal readers) what Rabbit Stew is all about. "Several farmers got together to perfect a food formula for rabbit diets. These farmers were not happy with the low protein content of the average consumer grade Rabbit Food. So they went out and created their own. The secret of their success is in the high grade ingredients used to make this wonderful product."

That's what it says on the box. Here's my take:
Edward Puke and the other farmers at Puke Ranch have totally developed the best hybrid rabbit food on the MARKET!!!!
This stuff is the shit.
Rabbit food has been totally reworked and transformed.
Rabbits can now grow muscle mass like never before.
While some complain about the hair loss with the muscle gain, it's not really a big deal. You're growing msucle!! Who needs hair! Also - if you cut the Rabbit Stew formula with vegatable oil, the hair loss subsides.

This is a high grade product for growing powerful, meat eating rabbits. That's right, MEAT EATING. This formula establishes their diet along a 10 grade track. You start out with Rabbit Stew G1 and move up to G10 within 3 years. By that time your rabbit is a LEAN, MEAN, FIGHTING machine.

I've seen em. I've seen these rabbits on the Puke ranch. They are so tough, they can take on baby pit bulls.... and win!

The secret to their sucksesful formula is the primary ingredients. These high grade ingredients are crammed into solid food pellets. Unlike that other junk that looks like deer droppings, this stuff looks just like DOG and CAT FOOD!

It took some genius to get the light tan look of dry dog food, but Edward Puke was able to pull it off.

So what's the secret to this miracle Rabbit vitamin concoction? Well they told me to keep a lid on this... but I figure my reader's deserve the inside scoop. Rite? RITE!

E. Puke discovered that he had some weak sickly Rabbit's being born. So he showed me, when I visited his ranch... that he took the sickly ones away and began to discover what was causing this weakness. His first theory was that the animals had low protein. He tried various protein supliments mixed into their greens, cabbage and store bought food. NOTHING was working. Bunnies were still being born weak and sickly.

He was about to give up on the protein challenge with the Rabbits, when he accidentally discovered a new, high protein source that not only cured the Rabbits of their weakened conditions - but also created new breeds of rabbits that were stronger, muscular and well toned. Most lost their hair, in place of the high muscle mass.

E. Puke began changing the formula through stages (You will see them sold as Grades 1 through 10.) Each stage new ingredients were added and previous ones altered. It allows the Rabbit owner to tailor the look of their rabbit. A G10 Rabbit is all muscle mass and a meat eater. It will have no fur, or hair... whereas a G1 Rabbit will retain the hair, and just gain some muscle but remain a basic rabbit.

So what's the secret ingredient you ask?
Baby Rabbits!

Yeah that's all it is. Puke Farms noticed this accidentally. They had ground some of the sick bunnies into meat patties for the hogs. Mixing the meat with hay they mistakenly fed it to the rabbits! G1 was born!

After that Edward Puke began on different qualities of the bunny rabbit Protein. Each grade has different concentrations of rabbit meat, and rabbit peneal glands. by grade G10 your Rabbit will be on pet steroids.

Imagine your rabbit being so strong, hairless, and ripped that it could take on a 35lb Lab and win! Hell YEAH!

Contact me: I'm an official North American Affiliate!!! I offer sub affiliate percentages that are better profit margins then Mela Luca and Amway!!!!